Sunday, April 19, 2009

Will my John Kerry flip-flops one day be worth a fortune?

This is a serious question. I have two pairs actually. One I wear for all special occasions in the summer whenever mangy-mouthed liberals are going to be at the same venue. The flip-flops are not only a great conversation piece with fellow conservatives, but gives me a good excuse to smack a liberal in the mouth if he/she makes any smarmy remarks about them, as they are always wont to do.





Back to my question, the other pair is in MINT CONDITION and never been worn. Isn%26#039;t it possible -- even probable -- that these things will be worth a fortune someday if carefully preserved? Should I list them in my will? I mean, seriously, they even become more valauble with each stupid remark that continues to emanate from Kerry%26#039;s blathering liberal mouth.





Oh and, does anyone have any Al Bore flip-flops?

Will my John Kerry flip-flops one day be worth a fortune?
Wow


Those will be worth something i think.


I dont have Al Gore flip flops


But i do have the bible that Bill Clinton gave his solemn oath to tell the truth on when he testified at that senate hearing about sleeping with Monica.


Does it matter that his hand print is burned into it slightly?
Reply:George Bush says he represents freedom, and then passes the most anti freedom bill in history- the Patriot Act.





George Bush says he is in the culture of life, but has done more to enable abortion than any other president in history.





George Bush there are WMDs in Iraq.. and POOF! they magically dissapear, and years later, we find out they didnt exist in the first place.





At least John Kerry doesnt LIE like GW does. And yet- you still prefer spending 80 dollars on a barrel of oil?





Not I, said the fly!
Reply:Do you realize that you are using the phrase FLIP FLOP like you made it up yourself. All your doing is repeated someones idea. Take 10min out of you life and think of something origial for once.
Reply:Im not usre this was really a question or a vehicle for smack talk. But im sure they will be worth something one day.
Reply:maybe,maybe not
Reply:YES!!! But, I would like to see some of Kerry%26#039;s blood on them,


because that would make them very, very valueable.
Reply:Who would want to step on John Kerry%26#039;s face? Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. But if people will buy Angelina Jolie%26#039;s baby%26#039;s poopy diaper, I don%26#039;t see why those wouldn%26#039;t sell.
Reply:i dont understand why conservatives are so obssessed with kerry. he lost the election and you guys still make jokes about him. when clinton beat bush and dole, that was the last you heard of there names from liberals. could it be that deep down you know he was a better candidate then bush.
Reply:Thanks, Ms. Coulter.





Now...can you find something ORIGINAL to write?





Typical Conservative....can%26#039;t think for yourself.





Talk about %26quot;blather%26quot;!!!!!


Yours is recycled!!!


LOL
Reply:Yes.


haha, that%26#039;s hillarious.


Perhaps in the future I%26#039;ll buy them.
Reply:No, because they will be stained with their(his wifes and his )Ketchup.



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