Sunday, April 19, 2009

Should I buy new flip-flops for John McCain?

Because his flip-flops must be tired after all the flip-flopping he has done on every issue.

Should I buy new flip-flops for John McCain?
No, he%26#039;s already overstocked in flip-flops.
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Reply:It%26#039;s good to see a little comedy in this election


because this world is certainly a stage!





Posted: Saturday May 3, 2008


LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) -- Boy, did Eight Belles hang with the boys.





The day began with hope and pomp. Bolstered by the sentimental support from 157,770 fans and endorsed by presidential contender Hillary Clinton and cheered by daughter Chelsea, the filly finished second in the Kentucky Derby on Saturday.





She crossed the wire 4 3/4 lengths behind favorite Big Brown. Then, with the second-largest crowd in Derby history still whooping it up, Eight Belles collapsed with two broken front ankles. And, with no other choice, she was euthanized by injection.





“Ah-ha,” said Hillary, “I could win this yet. Barack could Ba-reak a leg anytime.”





This horse race is just plain screwed up! If we believe news reports:


#1) Democrats crossed over to vote for McCain on Super Tuesday because they thought he would be the easiest to beat in the general election.


#2) Mexican President Felipe Calderon supported all three of the candidates left in the race and lobbied hard for all Hispanics to vote for all of them.


#3) Illegal aliens are voting using fake ID%26#039;s and a recent phone bill. Utah has stopped them from voting by making them carry a see-through DL that cannot be copied and cannot be mistaken as a legal DL.


#4) At the neighborhood gang Clinton-O-Bama hardball game each side has declared that if they do not win, they will take their balls and go play in the rival gang%26#039;s park.


#5) The Clintons say they messed up Gore and they can mess up Barack if you want to play that way.
Reply:Make sure you buy some for Hillary and Obama too, theirs must be just as worn out.














Hillary, McCain, Obama : Red, White %26amp; Screwed
Reply:Ditto - for Obama. Depending on Obama%26#039;s audience, he changes with the tide. Maybe this is the %26quot;change%26quot; he%26#039;s talking about. NoBama cannot be trusted.
Reply:get down thats the questions i like to hear someone but just be careful you know hes older than dirt you might hurt his feelings and it might affect his health but i love your question
Reply:NO.....but you can buy a new towel for Obama to wear on his head.
Reply:Yes! Get some pink ones for %26quot;Mixed up McCain!%26quot;
Reply:shut up. why dont u pick up your lil blue sign and walk around shouting change u looser.
Reply:Yes. This guy is a flip-flopper. He just does not know what he is doing. And that scares me if he is the next president.
Reply:lmao. that was good.
Reply:I think the whole %26quot;flip-flop%26quot; chant is so two terms ago. Can we be a little more creative for this election, please?
Reply:LOL
Reply:you%26#039;re right that little old man needs to go away





OBAMA 4 PRESIDENT
Reply:No. Just send him the money: he needs it.



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